Today's Joke 07/28/10

David, the owner of a small zoo in Alabama, was very proud of his latest attraction: Suzy, a female gorilla. A few weeks after her arrival, Suzy became uncontrollable. David came to the conclusion that she was in heat. Unfortunately, he didn’t have any male gorillas.

David became desperate. After much thought, he decided to make a proposition to one of his employees, Bobby Joe, who was responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Joe wasn’t the smartest guy in town, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. David offered him $500 to mate with Suzy the gorilla, and to no surprise, Bobby Joe took his proposition into consideration.

The next day, Bobby Joe went up to David and said he would agree… but only under these conditions:
“First…” said Bobby Joe, “I ain’t gonna do any kissing on the lips. Second, you can’t never tell no one about this. Third… I want all the children raised Southern Baptist…”

David quickly agreed to the conditions.

“Oh… and one last thing,” said Bobby Joe, “I’ll need another week to come up with the $500.”

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